Posted on 10:21, May 31st, 2008 by Todd Eastman

Impossible CAPTCHA - WTF?

This topic is pretty light, but it has annoyed me several times already today and it’s just past 10am.  You know when you sign up for something, or post a response on somebody’s blog, and you are presented with the little box of scrambled letters or numbers, and you have to correctly input them before you can continue? “Captcha” is one of the more popular ones. I absolutely hate those things!

Sure, I understand their purpose. They are supposed to stop bot-spammers. But at least in WordPress, you can set up “Akismet” to weed out the spam. Or you can moderate your blog and dump the spammers before they ever get posted. I have nothing against the companies that have developed this type of service, I just don’t want their service forced upon me.

Why do I hate these things so much? Because it seems like I rarely get them right the first time. Sometimes I get a capitalized letter mixed up with a lower one. Or a “0″ for the letter “O”. Sometimes they are so bunched together or presented in such bizarre colors and styles that they are simply illegible (see illustration above). If encouraging people to respond to your post or buying your product/service is so important, why are you making it so hard? Heck, even the mathematical ones aren’t quite as bad. At least I am usually able to add 3+1 and get the answer 4 correctly.

Am I the only person that finds these things annoying? 

 

Posted on 12:36, May 23rd, 2008 by Todd Eastman

 

Talking Cartoons
Warning: turn down your volume if you decide to follow this link:
SitePal came up with a pretty cool idea. They developed a technology that allows cartoon avatars to speak your message. Move the mouse around inside the box, and their eyes will follow it. Type in some silly statement, and listen to her speak it out loud. You can even change avatars and voices.
Here’s why I hate it. After the first few times of seeing it, the advertisement becomes extremely annoying. I don’t know if I just happen to frequent the few websites that run this ad, but it seems as if it has been placed everywhere. If you accidentally move your mouse over the image, you are suddenly greeted with “Type in your message and I will say them to you.” (Or something to that affect). The volume seems unusually loud, and if you happen to have just been listening to iTunes, it can blow you out of your seat!
I suppose it is a sound marketing idea. I even clicked on the ad just to see what it was all about. But it isn’t something I would use, and I don’t think anybody really “needs” it. So how about changing the message to a simple “Hello!” and maybe rotating through different avatars and voices. As it is now, I have actually backed out of websites just to get away from that repetitive message.

 

Posted on 11:32, May 16th, 2008 by Todd Eastman

Broadway street fair, May 2008 - 096
Creative Commons License photo credit: Ed Yourdon

It simply amazes me how many letters, emails, and other forms of advertising have been hounding me to spend (or donate) my federal income tax rebate. This must be what it is like when you win the lottery and people you have never met suddenly want to introduce themselves.

We’re only talking about a couple hundred dollars! I realize that the government’s intent is to stimulate the economy by putting more spending money in our pockets. But come on, let’s get realistic. If the government wants to stimulate spending, they should consider dropping the farm subsidizing programs that are paying farmers not to farm - while food prices continue to skyrocket. Just decreasing the cost of food would save people more than a few hundred dollars.

As for me, my rebate is going to bring me a little closer to becoming debt free.

 

 

Posted on 10:11, May 14th, 2008 by Todd Eastman

Three Aliens
Creative Commons License photo credit: PPDIGITAL

 

I’ve often found myself shaking my head in wonder whenever I hear a religious group claim that the Earth is actually only 7 thousand years old, (give or take a few billion.) Or that the discovery of intelligent life outside of our solar system would wreck havoc among the worlds’ relgions. Or worse yet, that mankind is the soul intelligent life form because God created us.

Finally, some words of reason from an unexpected (at least for me) source. Did you know that the Catholic Church has a Chief Astronomer? I sure didn’t. In any case, the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory has published his views on Science and Religion. Surprisingly, Funes was quoted as saying,

“How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere? Just as we consider earthly creatures as ‘a brother,’ and ’sister,’ why should we not talk about an extraterrestrial brother? It would still be part of creation.”

It eases my mind to know that at least someone in the religious community has given serious thought to the matter without obscuring things with dogma. Personally, I believe that if God exists, this entity is most likely to be similar to our own research scientists. How can a scientist be expected to conduct an experiment on life using only one petri dish? And if the experiment consists of more than one petri dish, would we expect the life contained within the two dishes to be aware of each other? The scientist would pay keen attention to the experiment, but certainly couldn’t be expected to focus all of their attention on just one dish.

So whether you believe in God or not, it seems only logical that intelligent life must exist beyond our tiny little petri dish, either due to divine creation, or simple odds of probability. Maybe God is too busy conducting various experiments to be bothered with the needs and requests of every bit of life in every single dish. This would explain why prayers go unanswered, bad things happen to good people, and why life can be such a struggle.

Maybe there have been unending petri dish experiments, of which we are only one. Perhaps some of the earlier experiments were failures. Maybe there is a chance that organisms from different petri dishes will inadvertently get mixed together and “discover” one another. Or maybe they will be purposely exposed to one another as part of the big experiment.

In any case, if this cross-contamination ever occurs, I hope that we can co-exist peacefully. But then, we are having trouble co-existing within our own petri dish, so maybe now isn’t the time to add another aspect to the experiment.

Posted on 10:52, May 13th, 2008 by Todd Eastman

Hillary Responds
Creative Commons License photo credit: Tony the Misfit

I have to give Hillary Clinton credit. She has fought a history making run at being the first woman to become President of the United States. She has worked hard and gave Barack Obama a real run for his money.

But now it is realistically impossible for her to win the nomination unless some deep dark secret comes creeping out of Barack’s closet. Yet, she still refuses to give in, saying “You don’t quit in the final minutes of the game.” But what she is forgetting is that you also don’t cause your team to lose by throwing a bucket of ice on to the playing field. I think that has been part of her problem all along. She thinks of herself as a team player, yet her actions seem to be more self-centered. She wants to be a team player, so long as she gets to be the team leader.

She needs to show some maturity and dignity, and concede the nomination to Obama. Now is the time for her to show real leadership by working to bring the Democratic Party back together. If the Democratic Party wants a chance to keep McCain out of the White House, she needs to take up the banner and work as part of the team, not the opposition.

Like the dinner guest who has overstayed their welcome, we can’t seem to get Hillary to leave. The dinner was nice, and it was a real pleasure to have you. But the table has been cleared off, the dishes washed and put away, and your hosts have their PJs on. Hillary - it’s 3am and time for you to go home.

 

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